If I did Erik, I should do Kit too

Sorry guys, this is the closest thing I have to a topless picture, so use your imagination!

After much begging, Erik Bishop

Don't all rush at once, ladies!

I apologise for the lack of a topless picture, but it's weird to have pictures like that of your best mate.

Ash Stymest

Ok, I know there are a lot of photos in this post, but I just couldn't cut it down. This boy is probably the epitome of perfect to 99% of all girls. Just look at his smile, his eyes, the way he looks good in everything he does (or doesn't) wear, and his never-bad hair. Unfortunately for us girls, I have it on good authority that Mr. Stymest is gay, which is typical! All boys who look after themselves and look pretty are always irretrievably taken or gay, or both. Doesn't mean he can't be lovely eye candy al over the place though..

Oh, I should probably post a picture of him in clothes, huh?

Ok, I give in, Matt Smith

Originaly, I hated the man. He was too young, too try-hard, too pretty, and his face is really long. But obviously, it's Doctor Who, and I have no life, so I thought I'd keep watching it. All I've really gotten from it is a gradually progressing love-hate relationship with him. I hate him for not being as funny or cool as David Tennant, but I love him for the way he dresses, and for his admittedly cute smile.

You got lucky today guys, it's the day after The Doctor plays football and walks around in just a towel in the latest episode, so, naturally, it's all over Tumblr, enjoy!



Oh, I suppose I should pass on his message that 'bowties are cool.'

Hugh Dancy

So I hear he's in Confessions Of A Shopaholic, but I saw him in a cute little independent film called Adam, where he plays a man with Aspergers. He has the cutest little smile, and always looks like an innocent kid, whatever he's doing. Unfortunately, ladies, he's just gotten married, so don't get your hopes up.

And the much-coveted topless photo I know you all love..

Frankie Francis, from Frankie and the Heartstrings

He's cute, and has a quiff. It's after two in the morning, I've run out of excuses as to why I like to sit up at stupid o'clock posting pictures of guys I'm never going to meet, let alone marry, so I'll just leave you to it!




Idea and video stolen from Alex's tres cool music blog

Rusko, I do know his real name, but it escapes me right now, and I cbb with Wiki

I love Rusko. It might be the mohawk, the jokes dancing to his dub he does or just that he's lovely, but whatever it it, he's married. Pshh.

Sam Riley

He's in black and white films. He's in a black and white film about Joy Division. He's in a black and white film about Joy Division as Ian Curtis. I honestly don't think I could love him any more than I do already. He's also probably the only person to make a Macclesfield accent, as supported by Bez from Happy Mondays, into a very cute one.

Morrissey. Not because he's fit, or I want him to be my dad, he just deserves to be here.

Where are all the boys with quiffs like this these days? That is all.

Might as well, Danny Dyer

I know, I know, I'm from London, and Danny Dyer makes us all look stupid, but he's not ugly. Could be a lot better looking like, but I'm not complaining, I love Football Factory!

First post in a long time, better make it count; Luke Worrall

When you type in Luke Worrall in Google Images, one of the first things that comes up is a picture of him naked, and everything can be seen. As this blog is family friendly, and topless only is allowed, I resisted the urge to post said picture. Believe me, it was hard not to. Anyway, just so you all know before falling in love, Kelly Osbourne stole him off the market. Yeah, Kelly Osbourne.







Yeah, we're all thinking it, how the hell did she pull him?!